his royal high-ass, Sir Dr. Uppity Butthead

oh i should know better. you would think i would know better than to think my wifes brit boyfriend would have a brain and a smidge of common sence...but no....i will be so verry glad when he moves out and will be 2 hrs away!!! i cant stand him and his brilliant stupidity!!
the wife told me that we needed to do laundry last night so i spent all this morning washing up 4 loads to take to the laundry to dry. i would have simply taken them in myself but i was verry broken and had a verry painfull thing going on with my heel that didnt go away till about 3 pm today. last night it was nearly impossible to walk.she said that he should take me into the laundry or take some laundry with him. well i did up laundry and if i had known she hadnt talked this plan over with him i would not have done any laundry till i knew i could walk better, insted i sent the laundry with him in 4 bags to get dried..simple right? well not for sir upity . fist, the bags were too heavy. apparenty it never occured to him to go grab one of those nifty wheeled baskets and bring it out to the car, load them in the basket, and wheel them in. then everyone was using all but one washer and one dryer. dude! seriously! get a loopy clue! your in a public facility where such things could verry easily happen. now he dose not want to be volenteered to do my laundry again. fine by me, i will just do it myself so his royal highness wont be inconvenienced

he hates oregon, and i mean the whole of oregon, not just milwaukie or portland or clackamas. all of it. he cant stand the bicyclists and thinks that they are a hazzard to drivers and they should be banned. he thinks recycling is a waste of time. i recycle everything i can. its not just because i want to have a cleaner enviromint but also ive got the smallest garbage can ever and cant afford the larger one, however i have a huge recycling bin, so over all it just makes sence to recycle. he dose not see it that way and its like pulling your own teeth to get him to just rinse things out, much less remove the labels and sort. so i wind up doing it and go through his trash and sort it out in the right bins. gross, yea! i know.but i gotta do it otherwise it will not get done at all.he hates the roads with all the twists and turns and hills. he would be happy if, and yes he actually said this, someone came along and bulldosed all of oregon flat and the roads were all done in a grid pattern.ya know, im sure that i read somewhere that all these states were built with these things called BOARDERS that separate one state from another, and im sure if you crossed one of these boarders things you could discover a bran new state to see if you hate or not.....or you could simply move to the wonderfull world of ter-ran where you claim everything is perfect and everyone knows what they are doing there..... uggg! i will be thrilled when he moves and is 2hrs away!