Know it alls!!

I'm pissed off cuz I work with a know it all!!! This guy knows every frickin thing! The funny part is he doesn't know shit! Pats himself on the back all the time. Makes me sick! He doesn't take blame for a damn thing either. He f*%#s up all the time and has some lame-ass damn excuse or points the finger to someone else thats not around at the time and then says "don't tell them I said so" kinda of crap. What an ass! Why are these people all over the place?

I know exactly what ur talking about. what I really hate is the "well actually" people. You tell them something you know to be a fact and they "correct" you when in fact they dont know what the hell theyre talking about. That pisses me off.

I work for a local government agency. Most of the workers have been there for YEARS!
What pisses me off is the fact that the ones that have been there the longest do the least.
Two of them are constantly on their computers, answering their personal emails or ordering stuff online. That's why they their butts are so huge!
Then there's the guy who is always on the phone or you can't find him because he's hiding out somewhere in the building.
We have two know-it-alls. Doesn't matter what the topic of conversation is they have a personal story that relates or been there, done that, or know the facts. Gets old really fast! I told them we don't need to look up anything on the computer because you two know it all! They both shut up real fast.